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Buffy
Buffy- Take 1 drink unless otherwise noted when:
-Buffy stakes a vamp, but they don't immediately die
-Buffy offs a vamp in a way other than staking
-SMG is obviously standing on a box to make her closer to other character's heights (she's barely over 5 feet)
-Buffy beats up Giles (for practice)
-Buffy beats up Giles for reason other than practice/training : 3 drinks
-Buffy beats up Spike -1 sip (Spike doesn't get off on it- 3 drinks)
-Buffy confronts a mortal bad guy -- 1 drink
-Mortal bad guy knocks her on her ass - 2 drinks
-Buffy kills mortal bad guy -- 2 drinks
-Dead mortal bad guy isn't dead and isn't mortal
-Buffy pins anyone to a wall
-Buffy has a confrontation with Principal Snyder
-Buffy talks back to Synder
-Buffy makes a joke (but not to a vampire/BB she's fighting at the time)
-Buffy pines over Angel
-Buffy pines over Riley
-Buffy has a dream
-Buffy has an unusually bizarre dream
-Buffy cries
-Buffy cries so hard over Angel or Joyce that you actually get choked up - 2 drinks and a hug
-Buffy gives bad-ass look (such as the shot over which 'Created by Joss Whedon' credit is shown)
-Buffy complains about being the Slayer and how it interferes with her social or love life
-Buffy looks cluless or actually says, "Huh?" at surprsing/confusing news
-The above happens right before a break to commercial-- 2 drinks
-Buffy pulls a stake out of some unlikely place (her hair, the top of her boot)
- Uses 'not' or 'so' ungrammatically
Faith (can only be used for seasons 3,4...so far)
-calls Buffy 'B"
- tries to sleep with someone's boyfriend
-feels left out
-jealous of Buffy
-uses street slang
-is wearing more than one leather garment (Example: leather pants AND bustier)
-black bra strap(s) showing
-says "Five by five"
-mentions unhappy/rough childhood
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Xander
-uses "with" ungrammatically ("And again with the sorry.")
-mentions dysfunctional family or Uncle Rory
-glares at, insults, or threatens Angel
-is sent to pick up pizza/donuts rather than be assigned some important task
-pines over Buffy
-pines over Willow
-pines over Anya
-makes pop culture reference that viewers born after 1980 will probably not get
-bad hair day
-evil female demon/monster has the hots for him
-Xander so horny he actually considers getting it on with said evil female
-gets a new job
-reminds Anya not to talk about their sex life in detail in front of everyone
-puts foot in mouth big time
-tells Willow how much he loves her
-Snoopy dance
Angel
-makes crossover appearance (after season 3)
-strides grimly along, duster billowing in wind
-gets chained up and/or tortured
-very bad timing when going into vamp face
-pines over Buffy
-smiles (extra drink if teeth show)
-gives Buffy cryptic warning
-stakes another vamp
-practices Tai Chi
-drinks blood out of paper cup, glass, etc rather than feed on human
-threatens Spike
-wanders gloomily around mansion, feeling sorry for himself
-is seen reading a book
-gives Buffy some touching gift or makes very romantic gesture
-is hit on by clueless female who doesn't know he's a vamp
-we see tattoo
-mentions The Master, Darla, or Drusilla
-gratuitous shirtless scene obviously put in specifically for young female demographic
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GENERAL-
-someone we were sure was evil turns out to be harmless
-cameo by one of the writers
-someone/something gets locked in the cage in the library
-major character (defined as one who has appeared for more than 5 episodes or more consistently) dies
-major character kills somebody
-continuity error
-someone associated with the gang turns evil
-something chokes you up (beware of alcohol poisining if watching "The Body", "The Gift", "Wild at Heart", or "Becoming Part 2" if employing this one)
-flashback to over 100 years ago
-Bronze is trashed
-a character is unfaithful to their lover (extra drink if caught red-handed)
-new shot in credit sequence
-episode ends with smash cut to "To be Continued" caption
-swordfight
-Snyder takes pleasure in destroying what little enjoyment a student is getting from attending Sunnydale High
-Tara stutters a little and blinks shyly
-Dawn complains that she's not being treated like a grown up
-someone utters actual title of the episode in dialogue ("We're not supposed to move the body!")
-flaming arrows
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Willow
-screws up a spell
-eyes go black/red when doing dark magick
-is heartborken when she sees a guy she loves making out with another girl
-her Mom's uptight-ness is mentioned
-makes ungrammatical comment with adjective in front of the word "now" (Example: "Bored now" or "Besides, um, gay now?") 1 drink, 2 for the notorious "Bored now".
-gazes lovingly at Tara
-uses bad judgement when deciding to perform a spell/ritual (Example: "Bargaining").
-performs a spell/ritual perfectly, only with spectacularly bad timing (Example: "Becoming Part 2")
-stakes a vamp
-mentions Miss Kitty Fantastico (extra shot if we see the adorable Kitty Fantastico)
-stammers
-wears bright colors instead of earth tone
-speaks incantation in Latin
-does something uncharacteristically brutal or violent (extra drink to celebrate if the person had it coming)
-calls Dawn "Dawnie"
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